Answering the diverted
Reverend Dr Craig Thompson has penned an opinion piece on how he feels about a certain international gathering of atheists, which I will be attending. His article Preaching to the diverted is beautifully written, but poorly argued. I’d like to answer it.
Near the beginning, Thompson states his thesis:
For if what is presented bears too much resemblance to the content of populist atheistic publications of the last decade, not much will be said which will threaten to get to the heart of the matter. There is a risk that the lectures and addresses will largely be a preaching to the diverted. Why the diverted? Because “religion” is a convenient distraction from the difficult business of life together, even for the anti-religious.
It would be helpful if Craig Thompson had actually read the “populist atheistic publications” he’s referring to. Even a cursory reading of any of these apparently elusive tomes would reveal that active atheists don’t simply blame religion for society’s ills. We “populist atheists” instead blame the thinking behind religious convictions: the certainty, the arrogance, the superstition, the fear and the self-righteousness. Atheists today oppose such depredations upon reason wherever they manifest: at nationalist rallies, at meetings where children are indoctrinated with absurdities or in the brain of someone piloting a jet full of families into a New York skyscraper.
It’s easy to go to Friedrich Nietzsche as the prototypical atheist philosopher. Thompson doesn’t do that, exactly, but he does invoke that notorious passage from Nietzsche’s The Gay Science, of what the author had put in the mouth of his madman in Thus Spoke Zarathustra:
God is dead! God remains dead! And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?
Following his shallow reading of Nietzsche, Thompson argues that without a great unifier – tacitly God – humanity would have no choice in a godless world but to take up the responsibilities of said unifier. Thompson believes this long-overdue acceptance of reality to be a terrifying prospect; terrifying enough to argue for the persistence of the deity charade.
(An aside: Nietzsche considered Christianity to be nihilistic and the passage in question was intended to challenge atheistic moral philosophers. I’m no defender of Nietzsche’s philosophy generally, but you have to give him credit for that.)
Here is Thompson again:
Do we actually have it in ourselves to become as gods? Unless this is the question, then anything which seeks to be atheism is simply a diversion – a self-congratulatory mocking which misplaces the problem and imagines that if only God would go away we’d get along with each other just fine. Yet while it might seem that we can think ourselves out of God, we can’t think ourselves out of ourselves. The absence of God will not bring with it the presence of human harmony because we will still have to deal with our fear of each other, or our frailty in the face of nature, or our deluded sense of self-importance. It is in relation to these things, after all, that the gods are of most use to us.
As an atheist and a humanist, I find this outlook abhorrent. This is exactly the kind of hopelessness apparent in claims that we can do nothing about global warming. It assumes that we are incapable of growing up. What good can come of deference of responsibility to the gilded dictates of a vague, nebulous and (as a Uniting Church minister should know) conveniently malleable superstition? No great work of theology has contributed to modern medicine. Jesus did not descend from the heavens bearing the equations that describe spacetime. We can live without god, and I argue that we already do.
It is vexing to read a religious man decrying humanity’s deluded sense of self-importance, for what can be more self-aggrandising than holding the belief that we are God’s chosen species, the very centre of His vast creation? That He made us in His image?
Thinking of gods as normalising forces in the face of modern issues is asinine and naïve at best. Religion has been the single greatest and most consistent divisive force in all of human history. But, it should be acknowledged, Thompson is not arguing for his religion. He vaguely evokes the spectre of “togetherness” that faith itself, rather than his conception of Jesus, ostensibly imbues. Clearly, then, this is no argument for the truth-claims of his religion, but an appeal to what philosopher Dan Dennett terms “belief in belief.”
I take serious issue with faith, and as I’ve articulated elsewhere: it comes down to my concern with the credulity and incuriousness required to hold faith in supernatural deities in this century. Those of us who lack the intellectual honesty and are content to huddle under pacifying delusions are certainly not up to facing the challenge posed by the ravings of Nietzsche’s madman.
Moreover, the veracity of metaphysical claims cannot be measured empirically, and therefore all of them must be invalid, or non-statements about nothing. Certain metaphysical postulations might be correlated with more ethical behaviours and healthier states of mental wellbeing in adherents; but we should remember that ethical behaviour must occur in physical reality, and that brains are physical organs with no detectable otherworldly privileges.
There are serious philosophical problems that must be overcome in order to argue convincingly that goodness comes from a belief in gods. In Plato’s dialogue Euthyphro, Socrates asks the eponymous victim: ”Is the pious loved by the gods because it is pious, or is it pious because it is loved by the gods?” As one might expect, theologians have been battling with this challenge this since it was first uttered. If the gods, or God, dictate goodness, then the gods are tyrants and we are forced to accept that goodness is arbitrary. This can only mean that humanity is subject to the whims of a sadistic monster. In this case, we might defer to Epicurus, another Greek philosopher. (24 seconds on YouTube:)
But, if the gods, or God, entreat humanity to be good for goodness’ own sake, then we must accept that goodness exists separately from the gods. And since evolution has wired us with an innate moral compass – which as of writing, has been borne out time and again by numerous psychological and neuroscientific experiments – the gods themselves are arbitrary in the moral sphere.
Humans evolved as a cooperative species with a strong sense of justice, so it is no surprise that some moral assumptions we regard as “good” – along with some godly justifications for evil that privileges certain tribes over others – can be found in religious literature. It is no mistake that, as Anne Lamott wrote: ”…you can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
A “goodness” independent of a deity would be defined by activity in the physical world, and as such it becomes an issue for philosophers, not priests. Despite Thompson’s undeniably eloquent insistence: the gods definitely do not hold moral sway over anyone any more.
Thompson carries his argument further:
What Nietzsche declares lies before us is starkly confronting: to be alone with each other, not just with the people who think and want like us, but everyone. For this is to have to take social, political and moral responsibility. It is to have to adjudicate, to balance, to include and to exclude. It is, in the end, to have to resort to violence, and all without any real common ground, any “god” to which we can appeal for justification – not even “reason”.
I find this very interesting. Thompson’s byline states that he is “…a Uniting Church minister in Melbourne” and that “[his] research interests include the relationships between different spheres of philosophical and religious discourse, and the theological dimensions of political life and thought.”
The Uniting Church came to be in Australia in 1977, when a few different congregations (Methodist, Presbyterian, and Congregational Union) merged. The Uniting Church is a progressive institution, going so far as to ordain openly homosexual ministers and, if my memory serves, to consider performing gay marriages. In order to sincerely believe in the God of Abraham, Moses and Jesus while supporting 21st century secular progressive values would require an almost inhuman tolerance for cognitive dissonance. One can’t help but wonder why someone as educated as Craig Thompson would bother. The ethics claimed by him and his congregationalists are plainly more cogently and comfortably expressed by secular humanists.
Modern tolerance arose in spite of religious values; their justification was not derived from God, but reason. Craig Thompson’s church has appropriated modern values, but nonetheless clings to the religious baggage. It’s interesting that he can refer to atheists as “diverted” without noticing the irony.
He closes thus:
Whether believers and non-believers like it or not, we have a common problem. What ails us as human beings is not “God” as such, but the absence of a common story which both calls us to live together in peace and takes seriously that, in the end, we cannot do just that. Any conception of reason which could help us to live with this contradiction, without reducing us to all kinds of quasi-religious justifications of violence by the state or by individuals, would indeed be a thing to celebrate. Let us hope that what is proffered the weekend after next will do more than divert attention from this hard work. It is too easy to imagine that overcoming all that ails us is a matter of dealing with “them” and the problems they seem to present, rather than dealing with our own fears and failings.
How can we expect to deal with our own fears and failings, and how they impinge upon human flourishing in the real world, while we remain too immature to drop the ideological refuse of our distant ancestors? Why must we answer today’s problems with yesterday’s distractions? And if Thompson simply wishes to use belief as a clarion call for us taking care of one another, is this not self-defeating? A “common story” does not require the suspension of critical thinking, and you would have to be an incorrigible pessimist to think it does.
As I’ve said, metaphysical claims cannot be empirically probed. Claims that cannot be tested are unnecessary, and therefore worthless claims. Any tangible benefits – such as reduced anxiety over death – come with the baggage of an invitation to childish credulity. A social acceptance of faith sets a precedent saying that it’s OK to believe things for which there is no evidence because it makes us feel better. Better about what? Better about the idea that our prejudices regarding life and death are being tended to by some supernatural agent?
Atheism is not so hubristic. Atheism is humble because it embraces doubt and it acknowledges human fallibility. Thompson might argue that he is doing just that by entrusting God with the hard questions. To an atheist who regards gods as mere inventions, this position is incoherent. The notion of human fallibility rests on our well-known biases and blind-spots. Fallibility distrusts mere perception by definition. So while Thompson might backtrack from the Bible when its verses contradict his values, perhaps saying “the Bible was written by men, and men are fallible,” he must also strive to address that ineffable sense of God’s presence with the same scepticism.
In contrast, atheism embraces fallibility. Humans are wired to believe in gods, dualism and the supernatural, and the atheist questions those innate assumptions. The atheist makes it her prerogative to defer to science, the ultimate bias-detection mechanism. In order to do good science, one first must profess fallibility and ignorance. This allows us to confront reality as it really is, uncoloured by the beliefs Thompson would have us rally under, and far better equipped to face our challenges as a species. Not incidentally, those “populist” atheist publications Thompson glances over in his opening paragraph all hedge atheism on science.
Reason has been the engine that has driven humanity’s progress. Throughout history, religion alone has impinged upon reason. Since we have reasoned that we want to thrive as a species, why would an intelligent man like Craig Thompson insist on dragging religion back to the fore? It’s rather like pining for a lost childhood instead of facing “the difficult business of life.”
One can’t practise atheism just as one can’t practise baldness. Religious belief, on the other hand, takes up time. In the real world, religion is a diversion suffered only by the religious. The atheist speaking out against religion is actively trying to address the issues in the real world; for as long as people remain credulous, stultified, dogmatic and afraid: pessimistic assumptions about the future of humanity are justified.
Why it’s OK to hate religion
Religion is based on faith, and faith is about preserving assumptions at all costs.
By definition, faith entails what the late Christopher Hitchens termed “the surrender of the mind”. If I might be more prosaic: he’s right, and it’s a shitty thing too. The cost of faith is usually reason. Surrendering one’s reason to the dictates of a higher authority is not only stupefying, it also sets a dangerous social precedent.
For this reason, hating religion is not just OK, it is practically a moral imperative.
But my argument isn’t a Kantian one, rather a consequentialist one. When polite society is conditioned to extend “politeness” to deluded assumptions about the nature of reality, the venom of epistemic relativism has been injected.
In response to one of my democratic critiques, I was recently told something to the effect of “but that’s just your opinion, and you will respect mine.”
Why should I? And why should anyone? That wisp of wisdom emanated from someone who believes that holding off her child’s vaccinations is a just and socially responsible thing to do, which it isn’t. Perhaps such a potentially infanticidal sentiment is not quite as extreme as those motivating acts of faith-based terrorism, but it does certainly resonate with Voltaire’s timeless dictum:
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
As I’ve written elsewhere, opinions that are not informed by evidence are worthless opinions. Religious convictions eschew evidence entirely; they write any empirical evidence that doesn’t gel out of consideration.
Occasionally, in the “pluralistic” media, we are forced to endure the cognitive putrification of some disingenuous religious figure distorting science to justify his brand of faith-based garbage; but we should always consider the myriad things this professional post hoc rationaliser is not saying.
Religion is based on faith, and for that reason, it’s OK to hate religion. This contempt should extend to more liberal interpretations of the various religions too, because such prescriptive worldviews remain grounded in faith. The theocrat is right to assert that her faith should be afforded respect when the faith of the liberal theist is impervious to scrutiny.
If we wish to distinguish between “acceptable” and “unacceptable” religious dogmas, which criteria should we employ? Almost without exception, the various holy books of the world claim that the normative delusions they describe are absolute truths. Their doctrines are not mutually inclusive. Individual theists may hold beliefs that roughly align with liberal democratic values, but their motivations are still delusional.
Of course, religiosity should not rob anyone of the right to vote or to contribute to our discourse; but a person’s faith, like their politics, should not be exempt from scrutiny. Asking Mitt Romney whether or not he adheres to some of his church’s more contemptible doctrines should be a necessity, not a taboo.
Scientific knowledge, and the scientific approach to knowledge, on the other hand, is truly democratic. String theorists and other quantum gravity theorists do not engage in holy wars.
When made acceptable, the faith precedent rears its ugly head elsewhere in society.
I spend a lot of time arguing with global warming deniers, and ultimately their arguments will come down to “I have a right to my opinion”. Yes, they sure do, and I’d hate to disabuse them of their rights, no matter how much and in what manner those rights are abused. But I don’t think their opinions deserve undue respect.
The precedent that everyone’s assumptions should be exempt from criticism in public space runs counter to free speech. Free speech is supposed to be a social mechanism for the self-correction intrinsic to modern liberal democracy.
The public have a right to know the truth, so it follows that the merchants of comfortable delusions deserve to be ridiculed and alienated. Free speech thus provides the rope for the Chris Moncktons and Rush Limbaughs of the world to publicly hang themselves with.
The reason we should not disabuse people of their faith, so we’re told, is that faith brings people comfort. Comfortable delusions are virulent infectious memes, and they do harm.
Religion is like junk food. As psychiatrist Andy Thomson has pointed out, the evolutionary psychology of religion is almost analogous to the evolutionary psychology of junk food. The reason we modern humans like junk food, despite the fact that it’s so bad for us, is an evolutionary one. Sugars, salt and saturated fats were hard to come by in prehistoric times, but they provided fast energy and nutrients, so our taste buds evolved to seek them out.
Humans have succeeded as a species because we also evolved to spot patterns, and this trait has allowed us to refine our resource-gathering skills. Today, junk foods are available in quantities sufficient to clog our arteries; we eat them because we can reach them, just as our ancestors would have done.
As with junk food, humans are apt to become pattern-greedy. Religion provides humans with the comforting illusion of an invisible intentional stance to attribute to the random events that make up our lives.
Clinging to religion also gives us a sense of relief from the knowledge of our impending death, which seems to be an unfortunate consequence of our evolved conscious self-awareness. But if we really get to live forever in some magical hereafter, why bother taking responsibility for the future and improving life here, on this planet?
Finally, it gives us the illusion of a kind of moral safety net; we know that we are in the Higher Order’s hands, and that’s why we don’t have to take responsibility for our prejudices. Southern Baptists don’t hate gay people, God does.
And global warming denial, like religious faith, brings people mental (and often material) comfort. It is predicated on the faith that the resources on our planet are inexhaustible, designated as ours for the taking, and that our use of them must be inconsequential.
These delusions are again rooted in our evolutionary history: the smaller tribes of our Pleistocene ancestors could not possibly exhaust all of the resources available to them. Greed was indeed good.
The Higher Order, or the conveniently simplistic Greater Good that buttresses the faith underlying global warming denialism can be religious or political, but usually both. In any case, it is a comfortable delusion based on the denial of evidence. The precedent for such harmful denialism was set by our cultural respect for religion.
I submit that respecting religion does not respect the religious individual. The health department has no right to ban junk food, but it does have a right to circulate evidence-based dietary recommendations.
Secularists should not make the condescending and paternalistic assumption that religious people cannot live without their comfortable delusions. Everyone has a right to the best truth the evidence provides, and everyone who participates in a modern democracy has an obligation to the rest of society to at least be familiar with what constitutes our best guess at truth.
Faith therefore surrenders the modern mind to seductive delusions, to evolutionary hyper-stimuli. It is a fearful retreat to the terrified infancy of our species. The comparatively limited life spans of our ancestors have written a dangerous myopia into our genes; a disabling affliction that we must overcome.
Atavistic convictions only serve to placate yesterday’s evolutionary needs, they are not sufficient to address today’s problems. Evolution, with its blind brutality, does not intentionally furnish its products with the predispositions necessary for science or philosophy.
Those things are side-effects, perhaps glitches, emerging from our pattern-seeking minds. We can therefore ratiocinate, and today, we must ratiocinate if we want to overcome our evolutionary baggage. The ability to think is a happy accident, and we need to seize upon it to survive.
We should not respect comfortable delusions aired in public space. We should be allowed to express hatred towards the idea of religion, and the notion of faith generally. For if we care about democracy, we should detest the precedent that such “toleration” sets. And we should respect our religious peers enough to tell them that their faith-based assertions poison our discourse.
Conversational intolerance: a primer
‘Conversational intolerance’ is the fine art of respecting the rationality of our fellow humans by frankly expressing scepticism at any assertions indicative of unreason in all types of conversation. Now, it should go without saying that you don’t tell a religious person on their deathbed that they’re not going to heaven. But pretty much anyone without a death or a debilitating illness occupying their present state of consciousness who verbalizes religious inclinations is fair game. To put it simply, you should apply direct sceptical pressure in response to things like “it says in the Bible…”, “we Christians believe…”, “as a Muslim, I…”, “Wicca is…”, “L. Ron Hubbard wrote…”, “I’m not religious, more spiritual…”, “Herbal medicine is…”, et cetera.
This isn’t a rude thing to do; you’d tell someone you respect if they have spaghetti sauce on their chin or if they have an embarrassing haircut, so it follows that you’re ethically obliged to do the same thing when someone demonstrates that they have illogical chaff cluttering up their reasoning faculties. If that still seems wrong, imagine that one of your friends tells you that they now believe that the Flying Spagetti Monster is now talking to her, and this empowers her to do good things. What would be the respectful thing to do for your friend in that case (aside from calling an ambulance)? People recoil from the idea of treating religious beliefs as delusions because the fact that they’ve been around as long as human civilization has earned them an undeserved and inordinate veneer of respectability. But really, that’s all religious convictions are – conversationally-enabled delusions that have outlived their questionable utility.
Treating silly beliefs with kid gloves just because they’re popular is almost always disrespectful, and in certain contexts could be seen as an act of Machiavellianism or perhaps a type of passive-aggressiveness. It’s also intellectually dishonest and there is more than enough of that going on in the world already. I see this as a moral obligation to my fellow higher primates.
You might be afraid that you’re pulling someone’s blankie out from under them. Maybe your interlocutor tells you that their deity gives them strength, comfort and/or meaning. So what? Well, first of all, that obviously doesn’t led any credence to the objective validity of their creed. Secondly, just read this section on conversational intolerance from Sam Harris’s Wikipedia entry:
Harris suggests that he advocates a benign, noncoercive, corrective form of intolerance, distinguishing it from historic religious persecution. He promotes a conversational intolerance, in which personal convictions are scaled against evidence, and where intellectual honesty is demanded equally in religious views and non-religious views. He suggests that, just as a person declaring a belief that Elvis [Presley] is still alive would immediately make his every statement suspect in the eyes of those he was conversing with, asserting a similarly non-evidentiary point on a religious doctrine ought to meet with similar disrespect.[19] He also believes there is a need to counter inhibitions that prevent the open critique of religious ideas, beliefs, and practices under the auspices of “tolerance.”[20]
Harris maintains that such conversation and investigation are essential to progress in every other field of knowledge. As one example, he suggests that few would require “respect” for radically differing views on physics or history; instead, he notes, societies expect and demand logical reasons and valid evidence for such claims, while those who fail to provide valid support are quickly marginalized on those topics. Thus, Harris suggests that the routine deference accorded to religious ideologies constitutes a double standard, which, following the events of the September 11, 2001 attacks, has become too great a risk.[20]
In the 2007 PBS interview, Harris said, “The usefulness of religion, the fact that it gives life meaning, that it makes people feel good is not an argument for the truth of any religious doctrine. It’s not an argument that it’s reasonable to believe that Jesus really was born of a virgin or that the Bible is the perfect word of the creator of the universe. You can only believe those things or you should only be able to believe those things if you think there are good reasons to believe those things.”
And watch these two Youtube videos of the master at work. The first covers the ‘hope’, ‘strength’ and ‘goodness’ argument (roughly what Dan Dennett terms ‘belief in belief’). The second one serves to drive the point home:
Remember: don’t be rude or offensive, just be direct. And try to be funny too, but not at the other person’s expense. You’re taking issue with irrational beliefs that often go unchallenged, you’re not taking a swipe at this individual whom you are supposed to be respecting. Your goal isn’t necessarily to deconvert your friend (if you do, good work!), but rather you want to make him or her realize that blind faith is not something you’ll accept in the place of reason, and that blind faith isn’t worthy of any degree of reverence. It has been said that religion is like a penis; if you have one, you shouldn’t whip it out and wave it around in public (and you especially shouldn’t shove it down children’s throats). I don’t like entirely like that analogy, because I don’t think that having a penis is anything to be ashamed of – even though I agree that penises don’t belong on display in public (and penises obviously NEVER belong in children, just in case any wayward clergymen are reading this).
So what fills the God-shaped hole in the heart of someone you might (miraculously) convert? My answer is boring and predictable: a steady diet of popular science books; Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, BBC science documentaries (double points if it’s anything presented by Prof. Jim Al-Khalili – Everything and Nothing being the absolute coolest that spring to mind, and additional bonus points for Stephen Hawking’s episode of Curiosity); books on ethics by Peter Singer and A.C. Grayling (the Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle kicks arse too; and it has a nice ‘ancient’ feel to it); and maybe developing an understanding and habit of mindfulness meditation, which is a great way for secular people to have healthy wonderful quasi-mystical experiences and exceptionally full lives without resorting to supernaturalism or bogus dogmatism. Anyone who insists that they need religious beliefs to find a sense of transcendent awe or wonder at the universe is really just saying that they haven’t actually looked anywhere else for it.
So go forth and actively respect people’s reason! Remember, this is an earnest exercise of solidarity. Intolerance is rarely respectful; but in this case and expressed in this way, it really isn’t disrespectful, and it deserves a good airing – get the intolerance out of your system in a productive and socially responsible way.
Devinely inspired, again
Apparently [the] alarmist clock is still ringing on anthropogenic climate change – at least it is according to that paragon of scientific learning and wisdom, the inimitable Miranda Devine.
In response to her latest abuse of The Daily Telegraph’s server space, I posted a slightly edited version of the following comment:
So she acknowledges that 97-98% of climate scientists (this is known as a scientific consensus) believe that human activity is dangerously altering the climate, then she quotes one dissenting atmospheric physicist and one unqualified meteorologist (different from climatologist, GOOGLE IT) on the subject. Good work Miranda. Two dissenting opinions against how many qualified climatologists? You’re a journalist, you tell me. I am, after all, a mere student.
This probably looks to those who suffer the same pathological parochialism as Miranda like an egregious display of bigotry or intolerance. Do you lot also find the physicists who refer to well-established equations that describe gravity and the laws of motion intolerant to any cretinous prejudices you each might hold about the way matter moves through space and time? Or, as with climate science, are you all simply annoyed that you clearly lack the cognitive acumen and education to comprehend how and why those esoteric-looking numbers and symbols work?
Also, the charge of “superstitious nonsense” is a bit rich coming from a self-professed Catholic. I mean, don’t you people actually believe that magical words turn a cracker and wine into the flesh and blood of the mythological victim of a 2,000 year old human sacrifice?
I think my favourite part of Devine’s dizzying screed was when she called Al Gore’s outrageous displays of sound evidence which plainly contradicts the claims of deniers “insidious”. Yes, evidence, obviously the work of the devil. And besides, as Homer Simpson has aptly pointed out: facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true; facts shmacts.
Miranda Devine: your god, not mine
I resent the charge that modern Australian society is the product of a Judeo-Christian heritage. In fact, if Miranda Devine wasn’t such a shining example of a literate simpleton I’d be offended by her saying so; and perhaps if she had any semblance of authority, we all should be.
The dextral dickhead columnist is yet again pining for the 1950s. This time her ire has been roused by the proposed switch from religious dating conventions (BC and AD) to secular dating conventions (BCE and CE) in the Australian school curriculum. At least she’s giving the rabidly inane homophobic rambling a rest.
To get stuck into the nuts and bolts of Devine’s thesis: where in the Bible is a democracy like ours supported? Or intelligence praised? What we actually find in the scriptures is a great deal about the virtue of blind faith in an all-powerful but deeply insecure Invisible Father Figure who wants us to feel guilty about being born and as penance, to worship His bloody murder of His own son (who is really Him in disguise). Logically, blind faith in such flagrant absurdities is violently incompatible with the scepticism intrinsic to a functioning democracy.
According to the Anglican Archbishop Peter Jensen, to drop the ‘Before Christ’ and ‘Anno Domini’ (Latin for “in the year of our lord”) designations from dates represents an “intellectually absurd attempt to write Christ out of human history.” (This is one of the several quotations present in Miranda Devine’s tedious whinge, I’ll get to the rest.) Intellectually absurd? Really? What about the fact that there is very little evidence that Jesus of Nazareth actually existed? While we’re at it, even Isreali archeology has totally debunked the historical claims made in the Old Testament. But then, it’s supposed to be a ‘faith thing’, yeah?
One hopes that the argument being alluded to is that we’re writing the influence of the Bible out of history. (You can never be sure with these people.) We’re not. Children will still study the Dark Ages in the history curriculum, and the Bible was undeniably the beacon of the stultification of reason and progress that put the ‘dark’ in the Dark Ages. Familiarity with the Bible is also a prerequisite to gaining a proper appreciation of the works of Shakespeare. But what of the supposed biblical influence on modern Australian society?
Fred Nile, a serious contender for this year’s coveted No. 1 Dextral Dickhead Award, said making the letters that follow dates more accurate was ”an absolute disgrace … the direction of the national curriculum is towards almost a Christian cleansing to remove from our history any references to the role Christianity had in the formation of Australia and still has today.” This act of intellectual high treason was echoed by the (aptly named) Federal Opposition education spokesman Christopher Pyne. Well, Fred, Chris, one could quite trivially make the case that a cleansing of the role of Christianity in our present society can only be a good thing. Watch me.
Last year, I attended the annual StepAhead Australia conference for spinal cord injury research. Many of the speakers agreed that curing literally thousands of complete spinal cord injuries is well within the grasp of modern science with the help of unused IVF embryos. So what’s stopping these treatments from being clinically trialled and deployed? The occasionally pervasive and reliably pernicious influence of Christian leaders on Western society, of course. Not bad, hey?
What happens when secularism increases in other democratic countries like Sweden, Denmark and Norway? Well, a cursory glance at the facts about the de-Christianized state of these countries supports the notion that we’re much better off without the superstitions, magical thinking and bankrupt morality of the Middle Eastern Bronze Age.
Australia was demonstrably not founded on Christian values, and we should thank goodness for that. Monotheism is inherently totalitarian, as demonstrated in countries like Iran where they still take the Man in the Sky seriously. Christian regimes are no better. Two minutes on Wikipedia will show you that the Vatican that existed when Australia was being settled was not a fine example of moral integrity, and things haven’t really improved in the interim. And as polemicist Christopher Hitchens rightly points out: the Church of England was founded on the family values of Henry VIII, and its ‘divine’ mandate has been abused to bolster some of the more objectionable behaviours the British Empire committed when they still believed their ridiculous theology was true. (Actually, the Church of England did sanction the genocide of Australia’s aboriginal population when the British first settled, so I should probably concede that the brutality of Christianity did have some influence on our nation’s early history, in synergy with the brutality of the settlers.) Even without factoring in the cruel homophobia and blatant sexism integral to these faiths, the case for Australia being in any way a Judeo-Christian society is a deeply problematic one.
What is so good about Judeo-Christian values, anyway? Why would anyone want to claim them as the valid foundation of a just society? The Ten Commandments aren’t stellar by any modern standard. Apparently God was more concerned about his sheep whoring with rival deities than with preventing child rape. If you must draw morality from a religion, what about Buddhism, which really does teach compassion (despite its flaws)? Or Jainism, perhaps the only religion that is actually centred around pacifism (Jainist extremists will fret over accidentally stepping on an ant, rather than decide to bomb unbelievers)? How about the reasoned ethics of Aristotle?
To get back to Jesus: turning the other cheek can be deeply unethical, but then the man-god Himself wasn’t exactly consistent with that point, was He? (See Luke 19:27.) Is sending sinners to roast for all eternity, as Jesus supposedly taught, an example of turning the other cheek? The profound inconsistencies in the Christian scriptures creates an egregious problem for everyone who wants to call their morality Christian. When practically everything can be justified by a proactive reading of the scriptures, the fact is that anyone can correctly claim their morality as Christian; therefore to call Australian society Judeo-Christian is at best meaningless, and at worst disingenuous.
To further complicate things, in order to meaningfully attach the label ‘Judeo-’ to ‘Judeo-Christian’ in the strict context of religious ideology, you kind of have to profess the goodness of some really heinous shit in the rabbinical literature, including the Old Testament. Does Miranda Devine really propose we do that? Old Testament teachings certainly would have resonated with our nation’s early history, but we currently live in the 21st century.
When you strip Christianity down to its core teachings, to an outsider it’s clearly a cult of human sacrifice which revolves around the observance of necessary redemption by proxy because humans are born hopelessly abject (as the result of the original sins of a couple that simply didn’t exist) and in need of saving. I don’t think human sacrifice, self-hatred and vicarious redemption are very moral or (dare I say) very Australian. For perhaps 200,000 years before this Jesus figure is supposed to have existed, was the human species bereft of altruism, tribalism and empathy? If so, how did they learn anything, or even survive together? What about the overwhelming evidence garnered from recent advances in neurobiology that suggests solidarity and altruism had to be innate in humans from the dawn of the species?
Perhaps I’m not being fair. There is a general consensus of what constitutes Christian morality professed by the majority of those afflicted by this virulent memeplex, fundamentalists and moderates alike. This generally accepted narrative teaches that anyone can be saved from eternal punishment, regardless of how disagreeable or antisocial their behaviour is (see Acts 13:39). What you can’t be forgiven for is questioning the existence of the Holy Spirit. So the only thing you’re really not allowed to do is ask difficult questions, because to do so will quite literally land you in the lake of fire. Fortunately, this attitude isn’t exactly enshrined in Australia’s laws.
Often parroted by the faithful and accomodationists on the secular side is the refrain that Christianity can make people be more charitable. In contrast to this common misperception, neuroscientist Sam Harris conjectures that Christian values can be understood to be inherently psychopathic; good deeds are supposedly ‘rewarded’ with a ticket to heaven, sins are to be avoided because they lead to, well, that aforementioned eternal suffering thing. Never mind just being good just because it’s the right fucking thing to do. I don’t even need to break out the Euthyphro dilemma to demonstrate just how incredibly flawed the idea of theistic morality actually is. Australian values simply do not gel with biblical values.
A parsimonious and more optimistic explanation in light of evolution for the apparent charitableness of some devout Christians is that they are simply indulging their natural altruism, and they are choosing to dress this up in the language of Christianity. The same must be said of those who push the notion that there is anything biblical about the society we live in. But language is clearly misleading. Moreover, if religious groups want to claim acts of goodness done by themselves or their fellow adherents as earnest expressions of faith, then they automatically have to claim the countless wicked acts committed in the name of faith too. I’m not saying that religious faith inexorably leads to cruelty, I’m simply addressing this bullshit on its own terms. People are good or wicked regardless of their faith. But sometimes, really evil things can only be done with a great deal of faith.
I don’t believe that we live in a psychopathic or delusional society. Australia was not founded on the principles of guilt, blind faith or superstition. Australia, like any real democracy, is a direct product of the Enlightenment, also referred to as the Age of Reason. The Enlightenment was marked by a rise in secularism and the wider dissemination of ideas which lead to modern democracy. Since it was the Age of Reason that gave rise to our society, our public schools should be run in accordance with that noble tradition. To deny children secularism is to deny them the progressive spirit that has driven the phenomenal progress made in recent history.
We live in the Common Era, not Anno Domini. No one aside from a handful of illiterate Middle Eastern tribes was sitting around waiting for the messiah to show up before two thousand years ago; and only a fraction of their very literate descendants are still waiting. The Chinese were inventing writing and gunpowder. The Sumerians had cities built and complex mathematics long before the God of Abraham and Jesus was even dreamt up.
The thing about facts is that they’re indifferent to incoherently nebulous concepts frequently invoked by Devine and her ilk like ‘political correctness‘. Sorry Miranda, you can have your own opinions, but you can’t have your own facts. The little facts indicate that the big fact is, to put it simply: we do not live in a Judeo-Christian society. No one is murdered for not keeping the Sabbath holy. We prefer psychiatry to exorcism. Most people have sex before they get married. The Australian summer is far too uncomfortable to make modest dress practical. People tend to be afraid of death despite what they say they believe about the afterlife. Miranda, we’re really not that stupid.
This seems like a fairly innocuous topic to get worked up over, but it has its consequences. When we pay lip-service to the intellectually barren notion that Judeo-Christian values are influential on our culture, we give vocal Christian leaders like Fred Nile, Bob Katter and the Pope a chance to have their poisonously ignorant public ejaculations taken seriously. Generally we don’t listen to them, but sometimes those in power do, and that’s why we can’t have nice things like stem cell therapies or institutionalised tolerance for homosexuality. I propose we just drop it. The idea that our society is in any way biblical really is an absurd thing to cling to.
Australian society as it is today is not a product of anything that could accurately be called a Judeo-Christian heritage. Our society is the product of the values rooted in the tradition of the Age of Reason. The values integral to our democracy exist in spite of our frequent mistaken nods to a dubious Judeo-Christian tradition. It’s time we grew out of our superstitions and ritualized lip-services. So no, I’m not insulted by Miranda Devine because as ever, she clearly has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about.

